You know, it's hard to get your Harry Potter fanfiction read, simply because of the sheer volume of it. It's like being the needle in the haystack, and you're jumping around trying to get your fic read, but no one sees you because they're too distracted by this other needle that's really big and a lot less like a matchstick than yours is (the end would still catch on fire if you struck it against something).
Anyway, I'm rambling. The point is, READ MY FIC, DAMMIT! Please.
